Tuesday, April 6, 2010

April 6: A Resume

Brandon P. Roesler

Objective:
To obtain a Liberty Tax Service Curbside Mascot position

Summary of Skills:
  • 27-years of experience in waving at my friends
  • Can walk with ease in loose-fitting robes
  • Can maintain a high level of enthusiasm for long periods of time
  • Works well in all types of weather

Work Experience:

Subway Restaurants
2007-Present

Street Team Member

  • Worked eight-hour shifts standing on the corner of William Cannon and US-290 where I was required to hold a six-foot long by one foot high cardboard sign advertising the restaurant's "$5 Foot Long" promotion
  • Learned to twirl the sign in just two weeks
  • Learned to flip the sign in just six months

Halloween Superstore 2005-2007

Premier Costume Tester
  • Personally tried on every "premier" costume to check for accuracy and craftsmanship
  • Was required to walk in ten-feet increments to test the mobility of the garment.
  • Was trained to work the cash register.

Hobbies and Interests:
  • Waving at people
  • Playing dress up
  • History of the United States
  • History of France

3 comments:

  1. Note: I tried my best to get all of the sizes and fonts to work for me, but the site wasn't cooperating.

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  2. This is my favorite post of the year. Hahaha good stuff.

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  3. Have you seen the girl who wears the strawberry costume in front of the Amy's Ice Cream stand on Lamar? My favorite is when she crouches down and hides her arms and legs inside the costume in an effort to disguise herself better.

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